Ladies and gentlemen, boys and
girls, inquiring minds of all ages,
the sideshow is finally back in
town! Are you ready to be
astounded? Are you prepared to
be amazed, bewildered and
bewitched?
Their appearance may shock you...
and delight you! Maybe your
mother told you it's not polite to
stare, but these kitties don't mind.
So step right up; don't be shy!
Your friends and neighbors have
already paid a dime to see these
remarkable specimens. Just step
inside the tent! Come see the
world's greatest gathering of kitty
curiosities! Feline freakishness!
All real, all alive... on the inside.