Ladies and gentlemen, boys and

girls, inquiring minds of all ages,

the sideshow is finally back in

town!  Are you ready to be

astounded?  Are you prepared to

be amazed, bewildered and

bewitched? 

Their appearance may shock you...

and delight you!  Maybe your

mother told you it's not polite to

stare, but these kitties don't mind. 

So step right up; don't be shy! 

Your friends and neighbors have

already paid a dime to see these

remarkable specimens.  Just step

inside the tent!  Come see the

world's greatest gathering of kitty

curiosities!  Feline freakishness! 

All real, all alive... on the inside.